Thursday, October 2, 2008

English Debate - Drinking Game

Well, I got burned by some of the drinking triggers in last night's French debate, although I undersand there's a national shortage of Peppermint Schnapps.

With that in mind, here is tonight's list:

EVERY TIME...
Jack Layton uses the term "An NDP Government"
... do a shot of bourbon

EVERY TIME...
Stephane Dion attacks Harper with a fervor bordering on histrionics
... do a shot of Butterscotch schnapps

EVERY TIME...
Stephen Harper smiles and sits eerily still while being attacked
... do a shot of Captain Morgan's

EVERY TIME...
Elizabeth May accuses Harper of not understanding the issue of the environment
... take a swig of Irish whisky

EVERY TIME...
Gilles Duceppe accuses Harper of being a puppet to Western Big Oil
... down a snifter of brandy

BONUS:
Every time a leader who 5 minutes ago was trying to talk over the moderator throws up their hands and claims they're trying to be polite and not interrupt an opponent...
... have a Kokanee (or Keith's - your choice).

Ready...? AND...

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